quark-nova:

escuerzoresucitado:

cuddling

Important addition:

ALT

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beyond-a-name:

schakira:

diurnalstance:

schakira:

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]

I’m so happy for these people it’s unreal. This is a big part of why sex-positivity and kink are so important. There are many different flavours of healthy mutual intimacy, and it’s not helpful to shut them down just because they’re not mainstream or not for everybody.

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cursedpinterest:

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

spongebobssquarepants:

tastefullyoffensive:

fieldbears:

funnytwittertweets:

This is the transhumanist horror story I want to read

(via flomation)

sbslink:

traegorn:

mqxim:

1989 Nissan Snail

Y'all.

It’s not a “Nissan Snail.”

Nissan gave it a much better name.

It’s a Nissan S-Cargo.

XD

(via sashaforthewin)

garbagefrire:

viejospellejos:

HEY.

Y'all are missing the best part.

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

shirelibrarian:

forestofsprites:

THINGS DON’T NEED TO BE PERMANENT TO BE BEAUTIFUL!!! VALUE IS NOT STORED IN PERMENANCE!! TO BE ALIVE IS TO EXPERIENCE EVANESCENCE!!!

Originally posted by thegirlwhowatchedeverything

repmet:

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

clockmocker:

gramarobin:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

depsidase:

Me: *scrolls past this post*

Me: Oh my god it’s a FORK lift.

Me: *begrudgingly scrolls back up to reblog*

FORK LIFT JESUS FUCKING SON OF A BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME