catchymemes:

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via 2000ish)

egg-tampon:

captain-price-officially:

noblepeasant:

n-breezii:

Finally, a rival to

(via sashaforthewin)

birlinterrupted:

why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i’m sure he probably deserves

(via shouldnt)

iamjohanna:

harperhug:

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

(via sashaforthewin)

mr-jaybird:

pictured: nerd to nerd friendship

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

memewhore:

(via sashaforthewin)

anexperimentallife:

catchymemes:

thebibliosphere:

The plumbers are here and just pulled a rag out of the pipes with no idea how it could have even gotten there because there’s no way it could have fit down any of the drains. It was just in there. Chillin.

So I guess we’ll see what other DIY hell house chicanery we find today 🙃

powerjock:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

lesbian-toddhoward:

bonecouch:

“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!”

- the alien from Alien (1979)

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

She was thinking it though.

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

ruinedchildhood:

(via spongebobssquarepants)

dilfconisuer:

funnytwittertweets:

I can feel the pain in my legs just looking at this

(via spongebobssquarepants)

quickienewyork:

I’m feeling insecure about my work, meanwhile people are out there using words like “cooter” and “fuck-stick.”

Get it together lug-nut.